My 45 second summary of the Bible

[Randall Lord]

Once upon a time there was a perfect being called God that created some immortal beings called "angels", but they were made slightly imperfect and 1/3 of them rebelled. God imprisioned them but they quickly escaped. Not wanting to make the same mistake, God made some new imperfect mortal creatures he called man. Man quickly disobeyed God so he kicked them out of his theme park "The Garden of Eden" and made man's life difficult. Pretty soon man began to rebell again so God killed all of them except for one family. God sent his son (who was also God) to man, but man killed him. God's son told his followers that he was going to prepare a place for them and that he would return for them before all of them had died. They all died waiting.

Can't God do anything right?

[Bean]

Don't forget that part of the reason for the flood was that the angels were fornicating and reproducing with humans and he wanted to destroy the offspring!! That's the best part! (I'll get you a ref if you want.)

[amazinglarry]

Good summary of the Good Book, Randallord! Couldn't have done a better job of it myself.

Whaaat....last post on here Feb. 08?! Come on people, that was five months ago! This board is cool....let's try to get it going again!

[mattney]

New member here. Awesome recap. God really is quite a bumbler.