The Map of Horror

[janet]

This is probably nothing new to any of you, but it's just as bad as it can get for me. I see the safe spots, without resorting to living in the frozen tundra, are New Orleans, which is out, Corpus Christi and the Texas desert.

I've reached the point where I can't find the humor in all this retardville any more. Therefore, when I do finally land somewhere, the first thing I'll do is get a shirt that says, "I'm a Proud Atheist," so hopefully, will avoid being wished "a blest day" yet another time. If any one of them gets the snot slapped out of them today, it's because I'm weaning off my medications and am the surliest person in Shrevepatch.

Just glad to be getting off them. Also, am welcoming targets today if you have a fundie in your life who's getting especially on your nerves today...

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bible_Belt

[zwan94]

Geez Janet. I hope everything goes ok for you. If you think what you got was bad....try delivering pizzas. I get alot of "have a blessed day's" too. But, you've got me and the Shreveport Atheists group. We're here for you.

Craig
P.S. Where were you thinking about eventually residing?

[janet]

Nashville. The Buckle. Where all the Buybulls are published. But, at least there's Music City and Nash Vegas.

I've already delivered pizzas in Pasco County, FL.

Hey, next time they hand you one of those gd tracts instead of a buck or two, why not just go off on them and ask, "Oh, does Jeebus write you a check every week, Dumbf*?"

"Yeah, well, sorry, but my landlord and the electric company doesn't accept tracts for payment either."

Thanks. You might need to visit Nash Vegas where there's a great big fat Planned Parenthood, a Secular Humanist Group, and a gigantic Americans for the Separation of Church and State.

Sure am glad you all are here. I'm completely convinced that everyone except you all and a few others are completely nuts here. I mean, SERIOUSLY nuts with this crazy religious sh*.

I've NEVER experienced anything else like this in my life! Good fodder here for a nice creepy pulp fiction about the deep South.

Should be a best seller as long as I write something nasty about Jeebus. And don't worry, I've been taking notes during my stay here.

This is forcing me to start formulating my new signature on here.

Thanks, Craig. I know you suffer at their hands too. Many are living in terror of them at The Job.

[janet]

Actually, all this Protestantism of the Dark Ages 2007 here would be better fodder for The Great Memoir; however, I know there will be characters in it out of necessity, and whenever characters enter into anything I write, they immediately go to lying, bragging, and incorporating other real folks' lives into theirs no matter what my intentions were initially.

I'm saving the social worker, jeebus, and the vacuum cleaner for its own chapter.